King Crimson was the proud owner of a lovely digital watch.  He was very proud of his digital watch until one day he was told of the existence of the solar powered atomic watch. All the people throughout the land loved the King and he was very proud of the prosperity that he had brought his land with his digital watch.  When he heard that the solar powered atomic watch would help him keep perfect time and allow his kingdom to be in perfect harmony he knew he had to have it, so he dispatched his most trustworthy knight, Sir Tainley, to find the solar powered atomic watch and bring it back to the King.  Sir Tainley was honored to get the commission and set out on his noble steed. And with his squire Tasty Jones by his side he set out on his quest for the solar powered atomic watch.

Sir Tainley had no idea what great challenges awaited him in his quest for the solar powered atomic watch and each time he and Tasty Jones barely escaped certain death.  There were so a lot of exciting and heroic adventures that we haven’t the time or space to tell any of them.  But we can certainly relay the story of how Sir Tainley and Tasty Jones finally ended their quest for the solar powered atomic watch and returned in to King Crimson in the land they loved so much.

Fast Forwarding To The End To Save Time

On the advice of Hillary, the old witch of the forest, Sir Tainley and Tasty Jones headed to the Castle Of Horrible Things to find the final resting place of the solar powered atomic watch.  In the Castle Of Horrible Things they were coerced to conquer the dragon that protected the solar powered atomic watch and so, just for good measure, they also saved the princess that was being held confined by the dragon along with the solar powered atomic watch in the Castle Of Horrible Things.

Triumphant Sir Tainley and Tasty Jones returned to the kingdom to present King Crimson with the solar powered atomic watch and to also watch Sir Tainley marry the beautiful princess who was being held by the dragon for no particular reason.  Because the solar powered atomic watch brought such perfect harmony to the kingdom there was no longer need for clocks.  In response to this the clock makers in the kingdom rose up in revolt, overthrew King Crimson, smashed the solar powered atomic watch, and burned Sir Tainley’s castle to the ground.

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